Scott Brown would have you know that he’s “in secret meetings” with kings and queens “every single day.” We looked into this and what we found was very troubling. Tweet !function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs");Tumblr (3.0; @scottbrownsjubilee)http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m693t0CtOp1rznle5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t just <em>negotiate</em> with royalty — I <em>am </em>royalty!</p> <p>Scott Brown, Homecoming King, Wakefield High, 1976</p>http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25965849524http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25965849524Tue, 26 Jun 2012 20:53:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m693ppGUxg1rznle5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>They’re not king and queen yet but aren’t they so adorable! Regime change <em>now</em>!</p>http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25965715684http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25965715684Tue, 26 Jun 2012 20:51:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m67namf9go1rznle5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>I’m not saying you’re not good at what you do. I’m just saying I’m better.</span></p>http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25963197987http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25963197987Tue, 26 Jun 2012 20:14:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62r4mqN8j1rznle5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>Presenting his majesty… The </span><em>King of Cartoons</em><span>! If you open his borders, he is worth less in value.</span></p>http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25962926191http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25962926191Tue, 26 Jun 2012 20:09:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m691fvNe5n1rznle5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You know how I know this king is a man of the people? He drives a truck! (via <a href="http://www.twitter.com/ProgressMass" target="_blank">@ProgressMass</a>)</p>http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25962426555http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25962426555Tue, 26 Jun 2012 20:02:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m654snU04r1rznle5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What U Know? I have secret meetings with kings and queens every single day.</p>http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25805485565http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25805485565Sun, 24 Jun 2012 17:24:00 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rz7zio-LaRs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Your submissions made it to MSNBC today. Keep them coming!</p>http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25672720961http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25672720961Fri, 22 Jun 2012 18:04:11 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zainOS3nBic?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Apparently Scott Brown <em>really </em>wanted you to know he was in serious dealings with kings and queens. He was talking about it all over the state!</p>http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25669590734http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25669590734Fri, 22 Jun 2012 17:16:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m60vn1gwPw1rznle5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>For those really tough moments, I always seek the counsel of King Friday from the Neighborhood of Make-Believe.</p>http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25645672461http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25645672461Fri, 22 Jun 2012 10:16:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m604d1yJ7D1rznle5o2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m604d1yJ7D1rznle5o5_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Met with an unusual monarchy: four Kings of Leon. </p>http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25626323707http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25626323707Fri, 22 Jun 2012 00:27:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zkcckYdV1rznle5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>She said she was a “queen” but I’m not quite sure I know where Glamazon is… Sounds South American. She did ask me if I “drag” — I told her that I don’t smoke — so maybe a distant relative of the royal family?</p>http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25598374270http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25598374270Thu, 21 Jun 2012 17:14:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zixnDabE1rznle5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Off with who’s head? <em>Hers?</em></p>http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25596361241http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25596361241Thu, 21 Jun 2012 16:44:11 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zhslgtrP1rznle5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>After our latest conflict with the gorilla known as King Kong, it is important to note that, no, it wasn’t the airplanes that got him. It was the beauty who killed the beast.</p>http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25594746922http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25594746922Thu, 21 Jun 2012 16:19:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zhpb7jnU1rznle5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Excuse me, attendant! After some successful secret negotiations, I do believe I pulled three kings.</p>http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25594619481http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25594619481Thu, 21 Jun 2012 16:17:35 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zhk2XEey1rznle5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>America! I return after a meeting with a tribal group in all black that call themselves the “Los Angeles Kings.” They claim <em>they’re</em> number one! We cannot allow a Stanley Cup gap!</p>http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25594415553http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25594415553Thu, 21 Jun 2012 16:14:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zhceYOqn1rznle5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just another day in the life of Senator Scott Brown.</p>http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25594117073http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25594117073Thu, 21 Jun 2012 16:09:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zboxxBI51rznle5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><span>Protecting the Queen’s safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts. (via <a href="http://www.twitter.com/petealbrecht" target="_self">@petealbrecht</a>)</span></p>http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25586679819http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25586679819Thu, 21 Jun 2012 14:07:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zar3VIGv1rznle5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The King lives! And we met to talk about drug control policy and the dangers of drugs.</p>http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25585421773http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25585421773Thu, 21 Jun 2012 13:47:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zajrwCZh1rznle5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Now, this is a story all about how<br/>My life got flipped-turned upside down<br/>And I like to take a minute<br/>Just sit right there<br/>I’ll tell you how I became the Senator in a town full of hot air</p> <p><span>In Kittery, Maine born and raised </span><br/><span>In secret meetings with royalty where I spent most of my days </span><br/><span>Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool </span><br/><span>And all shooting some b-roll outside of the school </span><br/><span>When a couple of guys, they were up to no good </span><br/><span>Started making trouble in my neighborhood </span><br/><span>I got in one little fight and my mom got scared </span><br/><span>And said “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in town called DC” </span></p>http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25585150669http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25585150669Thu, 21 Jun 2012 13:43:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5z9iyB0Kt1rznle5o1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>Mirror, mirror on the wall, who meets with the most kings and queens of them all?</p>http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25583854583http://scottbrownsjubilee.tumblr.com/post/25583854583Thu, 21 Jun 2012 13:20:58 -0400