Just another day in the life of Senator Scott Brown.
Protecting the Queen’s safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts. (via @petealbrecht)
The King lives! And we met to talk about drug control policy and the dangers of drugs.
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the Senator in a town full of hot air
In Kittery, Maine born and raised
In secret meetings with royalty where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-roll outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in town called DC”
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who meets with the most kings and queens of them all?
The Burger King’s Bacon Sundae is an affront to the very fabric of American democracy.
Each and every day that I’ve been a United States senator, I’ve been discussing issues meeting on issues, in secret meetings with kings and queens and prime ministers and business leaders and military leaders talking voting working on issues every single day. —
Guess who’s coming to America!
Held some high level talks at the local Dairy Queen. I may be mistaken but I think they were asking for federal disaster relief for this mysterious “Blizzard” they kept talking about…
America will not stand by while dictators roam free whether they are human or lion!
Checkmate! Now give up the weapons of mass destruction!
I think this guy is Idi Amin? Not sure.