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26

Jun

I don’t just negotiate with royalty — I am royalty!
Scott Brown, Homecoming King, Wakefield High, 1976

I don’t just negotiate with royalty — I am royalty!

Scott Brown, Homecoming King, Wakefield High, 1976

They’re not king and queen yet but aren’t they so adorable! Regime change now!

They’re not king and queen yet but aren’t they so adorable! Regime change now!

I’m not saying you’re not good at what you do. I’m just saying I’m better.

I’m not saying you’re not good at what you do. I’m just saying I’m better.

Presenting his majesty… The King of Cartoons! If you open his borders, he is worth less in value.

Presenting his majesty… The King of Cartoons! If you open his borders, he is worth less in value.

You know how I know this king is a man of the people? He drives a truck! (via @ProgressMass)

You know how I know this king is a man of the people? He drives a truck! (via @ProgressMass)

24

Jun

What U Know? I have secret meetings with kings and queens every single day.

What U Know? I have secret meetings with kings and queens every single day.

22

Jun

Your submissions made it to MSNBC today. Keep them coming!

Apparently Scott Brown really wanted you to know he was in serious dealings with kings and queens. He was talking about it all over the state!

(Source: youtube.com)

For those really tough moments, I always seek the counsel of King Friday from the Neighborhood of Make-Believe.

For those really tough moments, I always seek the counsel of King Friday from the Neighborhood of Make-Believe.

Met with an unusual monarchy: four Kings of Leon. 

21

Jun

She said she was a “queen” but I’m not quite sure I know where Glamazon is… Sounds South American. She did ask me if I “drag” — I told her that I don’t smoke — so maybe a distant relative of the royal family?

She said she was a “queen” but I’m not quite sure I know where Glamazon is… Sounds South American. She did ask me if I “drag” — I told her that I don’t smoke — so maybe a distant relative of the royal family?

Off with who’s head? Hers?

Off with who’s head? Hers?

After our latest conflict with the gorilla known as King Kong, it is important to note that, no, it wasn’t the airplanes that got him. It was the beauty who killed the beast.

After our latest conflict with the gorilla known as King Kong, it is important to note that, no, it wasn’t the airplanes that got him. It was the beauty who killed the beast.

Excuse me, attendant! After some successful secret negotiations, I do believe I pulled three kings.

Excuse me, attendant! After some successful secret negotiations, I do believe I pulled three kings.

America! I return after a meeting with a tribal group in all black that call themselves the “Los Angeles Kings.” They claim they’re number one! We cannot allow a Stanley Cup gap!

America! I return after a meeting with a tribal group in all black that call themselves the “Los Angeles Kings.” They claim they’re number one! We cannot allow a Stanley Cup gap!